笑死人的12星座宝

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白羊座

妈妈经常叮嘱羊羊：“穿裙子时不可以荡秋千；不然，会被小男生看到里面的小内裤哦！”

有一天，羊羊高兴地对妈妈说：“今天我和小明比赛荡秋千，我赢了！”

妈妈生气地说：“不是告诉过你吗？穿裙子时不要荡秋千！”

羊羊骄傲地说：“可是我好聪明哦！我把里面的小内裤脱掉了，这样他就看不到我的小内裤了！”

（勇敢直率、敢做敢为的白羊）



金牛座

卖瓜小贩：“快来吃西瓜，不甜不要钱！”

饥渴的牛牛：“哇！太好了，老板，来个不甜的！”

（持家、想出轨又顾全自己的金牛）



双子座

妈妈叫双双起床：“快点起来！公鸡都叫好几遍了！”

双双说：“公鸡叫和我有什么关系？我又不是母鸡！”

（自我意识强烈、自行思维的双子）



巨蟹座

公车上，蟹蟹说：“今晚我要和妈妈睡！”

妈妈问道：“你将来娶了媳妇也和妈妈睡阿？”

蟹蟹不假思索：“嗯！”

妈妈又问：“那你媳妇怎么办？”

蟹蟹想了半天，说：“好办，让她跟爸爸睡！”

妈妈：“！＠＃＄％︿＆＊（……—”

再看爸爸，已经热泪盈眶啦！

（恋母情结、依恋的巨蟹）



狮子座

狮狮去参加奶奶的寿宴。到了吃寿包的时候，狮狮问：“我们为什么要吃这种像屁股的寿包？”

众人听了脸色大变。

接著狮狮拨开寿包，看看里面的豆沙，说：“奶奶，快看！里面还有大便！”

众人晕的晕，吐的吐。

（以自我感受、不怕旁人眼光的骄傲的狮子）



处女座

处处对肚脐很好奇，就问爸爸。

爸爸把脐带连著胎儿与母体的道理简单地讲了一下，说：“婴儿离开母体之后，医生把脐带减断，并打了一个结，後来就成了肚脐。”

处处：“那医生为什么不打个蝴蝶结？”

（好奇心强又追求完美的处女）



天秤座

父亲对天天说：“今天不要上学了，昨晚．．．你妈给你生了两个弟弟。你给老师说一下就行了。”

天天却回答：“爸爸，我只说生了一个；另一个，我想留著下星期不想上时再说！”

（聪明、权衡利弊的天平）



天蠍座

蠍蠍刚睡著，就叫蚊子叮了一口。

他起来赶蚊子，却怎么也赶不出去。没法，便指著蚊子说：“好吧，你不出去我出去！”边说边出了房间，把门使劲关严得意地说：“哼！我今晚不进屋，非把你饿死不可！”

（搞不懂、不按常理出牌的天蝎）



射手座

射射：“爸爸，为什么你有那么多白头发？”

爸爸：“因为你不乖，所以爸爸有好多白头发阿。”

射射：……（疑惑中）

射射：“那为什么爷爷全部都是白头发？”

爸爸：！＠＃＄％︿＆＊（……

（喜欢思考的射手）



摩羯座

一天，羯羯跟妈妈上街；走在路上，突然下起雨来。

妈妈拉过羯羯的小手，说：“下雨了，快往前跑阿！”

羯羯慢条斯理地问：“那前面就不下雨喽！？”

（明白现实懒得改变的摩羯）



水瓶座

瓶瓶问妈妈：“问什么称蒋先生为『先人』？”

妈妈说：“因为‘先人’是对死去的人的称呼。”

瓶瓶说：“那去世的奶奶是不是要叫『鲜奶』？”

（天生的另类、脑筋思考永远和常人不一样的水瓶）



双鱼座

爸爸给鱼鱼讲小时候经常挨饿的事。

听完後，鱼鱼两眼含泪，十分同情地问：“哦，爸爸，你是因为没饭吃才来我们家的吗？”

（富含丰富同情心、不分情况对象的双鱼）

Hush Hush :)

Haha. Finally someone I've asked listen to Hush Hush before :P
I just simply love this song ^^
Err, this is the remix version. Hush hush + I will survive :)








I never needed you to be strong
I never needed you for pointing out my wrongs
I never needed pain,
I never needed strength
My love for you was strong enough you should have known
I never needed you for judgements
I never needed you to question what I spent
I never ask for help,
I take care of myself,
I don't know why you think you've got a hold on me

And it's a little late for conversations
There isn't anything for you to say
And my eye's hurt, hand's shiver,
So look at me and listen to me because
I don't want to, stay another minute
I don't want you, to say a single word
Hush, hush, hush, hush
There is no other way,
I get the final say because,
I don't want too, do this any longer
I don't want you, there's nothing left to say
Hush, hush, hush, hush
I've already spoken, my heart is broken
Baby hush, hush

I never needed your corrections
On everything from how
I act to what I say
I never needed words
I never needed her
I never needed you to be there everyday
I'm sorry for the way I let go
Of everything I wanted when you came along
But I'm never beaten, broken and defeated
I know next to you is not where I belong
And it's a little late for explanations
There isn't anything that you can do
And my eye's hurt, hand's shiver,
So you will listen when I say
BabyI don't want to, stay another minute
I don't want you, to say a single word
Hush, hush, hush, hush
There is no other way, I get the final say because,
I don't want too, do this any longer
I don't want you, there's nothing left to say
Hush, hush, hush, hush
I've already spoken, our love is broken
Baby hush, hush

First I was afraid I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side
But I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong
But I grew strong I learned how to carry on
oooooooooh.....
Hush, hush, hush hush
I've already spoken, our love is broken baby
Oh no, not I
I will survive oooooh
as long as i know how to love
I know I will stay aliveI've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to giveand I'll survive
I will survive
Hey Hey..

Hush, hush, hush, hush
There is no other way,
I get the final say,
I don't want too, do this any longer
I don't want you, there's nothing left to say
Hush, hush, hush, hush
I've already spoken, my heart is broken
Baby hush, hush ~~ :)

Andddd.. Yes ! I get my P licence today! xD
Ok lo, thanks weihoong for passing it to me lor. wuahahah :P

My mom bring me to round around my house taman.
Cuhs she not dare to bring me to the many-many cars road...
But at night, my dad bring me :) Quite nervous one. First time waddd... :P
Syiok also. wakaka~~

Today at skool gossip alot.
hahaa.. Girls love gossip, but boys even love to gossip ;P

& damn, what's the problem with my monitor again! =.='
ishhh... It's blank!! Arghh.. Sometimes work but many of the times are blank!!
Fed up.

Still not yet get my P licence! :(
But my mom already tepek the P on the car. hahah..
My dad saw it and asked my mom,
"You let yee drive this car ah?(vios)"
"Bo lah.. I let her drive 'laoya' car 1st lah."
"....."

haha. Of course my dad 'bu fang xin' let me drive the car. It's predictable..
Me myself also not dare :P


Ahhh, alright. Going to sleep now :)
Better can get my P licence tomorrow!

Little Edison + Daniel Wu :D

Shuai! :D Aren't he looks like Edison Chen? wuahaha~
Yeah, should be Edison chen + Daniel wu ;D

Omg I love this one ! xP

Why teachers are so stress.

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HAHAHA! I've passed my driving test! :D
Sooooo damn happy can~ lalala :P
and congrats to them who passed the test too~ !
Also, thanks for my friends who wished me ;D
Most of all, thanks uncles and aunty or course! ;)

we went there at 8 in the morning and waited until 12pm.
sitting at there like nuts. We sit at there and watch the others who are taking the test.
the 1st three cars failed at naik bukit. make me more nervous =.=''
Lucky i get a better car :) & a good JPJer.
Erm, and I not very sure which is kiri and which is kanan =.='
so when he asked me to turn to kiri, I must confirm with him 1st. hahah
Pssst, better than my dad :P My dad will be very loud when I make a mistake~ hehee..
At least he(JPJ) still joking sometimes :)


yes yes yes! :D wuahaha~

Tired . It's 3 on 3 basketball competition in our skool today :)
I went, to support my friends mar ;) hehe.
Here are some random pictures. I have nothing to do but to take pictures. Yep, camera girl. haha

3 of them took part in the competition. But not me.
I've never touch basketball before, okay?
Asked me to take part, hell, let the ball chase me but not I play the ball :)

Choo & Yang :D

Whadda pose is that? haha
their team are 'good'? lol
Nice to watch they play :) She's cute!

Piyi~ you sad ah? hahah

Nice shoot, pheiling ;D

Do her cute cute face pulok~~

when closing ceremony and prize giving.
It's almost the end, you can see I'm really tired...

Congratz, JONAS! :D LOL
They won the 3rd place!

Yay! Our girl's winner :D
*CrossOver* Cheers ^^

After the game, we head on to Pizza for our dinner :) I'm totally starved although I dont play.
& thanks JONAS for the treat :) I'm full after that . hoho!

the little girl cry-out-loud. hahaa.

So, here is the video of the competition of primary skool students. The team which I said one of the girl is cute. They were all cute alright.
Enjoy :) Err, ya.. Obviously, you can see that the taller one(In black) letting the short one(In white) to shoot. hahah. Too bad, I dont took the video of the cute girl(long haired) shout as she passed the ball to the other. LOL



took this when having lunch at Pizza hut.
just fooling around with choo. haha xD